BeingSilly.com » razzle http://www.beingsilly.com Random Idiocy - Silly, Stupid & Childish Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:59:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Snodgrass Ate My Jimjams http://www.beingsilly.com/snodgrass-ate-my-jimjams/ http://www.beingsilly.com/snodgrass-ate-my-jimjams/#comments Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:12:22 +0000 George Roper http://www.beingsilly.com/?p=23 It was first thing this morning when I first saw that pumpkins had taken over my lawn furniture. They had marched on there with rifles and tweezers quoting Tolstoy. What happened next is something of a mystery but somehow they stole all the money out of my wallet and bought KFC for all my neighbors.

Fortunately for me the chicken repeated on me and I defeated the pumpkin army by belching a lungfull of KFC breath all over them.

If this ever happens to you, go to the nearest emergency exit and flag down a passing Rhino.

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