Jumanji Fever
Don’t look into the light when elves are at the controls of a motorised toothpick. If you do, then I can only offer you this advice: Remote controls are usually made of diamonds, and so they’re dishwasher safe.
What are the chances of an alien eating Gorgonzola cheese with adjustable wrenches? Whenever I’ve been present in [...]
Some people reckon this blog is written by a machine, but I can assure you it's written by an idiot.
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