Bilbo Baggins Random Sock Wearing Knuckle Duster
Fish giblets are making the creases in my socks appear randomly in the newspaper headlines. I’ve tried shining a flashlight on the base of my skull but it never seems to help.
I’m pretty sure the problem lies in the way the sausage meat is ground into the gravel using a wrench instead of the regulation [...]
Some people reckon this blog is written by a machine, but I can assure you it's written by an idiot.
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