Really Very Stupid Pin Striped Love Handles
“A dog snot latte please”, said the voice in my spectacles case. As you can tell, this was no ordinary day. I’d been visited by none other that the King of Sherwood Forest, the Rt Reverend Oliver Clothesoff.
Before I could even utter a reply, my left eye fell out onto my high heeled sneakers and [...]
Some people reckon this blog is written by a machine, but I can assure you it's written by an idiot.
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