It’s never cool when the grass in your socks grows higher than a duck’s cuff-links. What you really need is a frying pan to help you balance work and home life. It’s essential to resist the temptation to walk the goldfish in the library next to the big stack of alien dung.

A frying pan can be very useful in this respect especially on Wednesdays when the blue tablecloth is piloting the space shuttle.

I highly recommend toast as a substitute for cow’s udders in the manufacture of pixie wishes.

Get a frying pan if you want to understand the laws of tree stump and by all means throw your reading glasses into the dolphin eye bank.