Hello, my name is George Roper.

I’m married to Mildred and we live in a discarded baked bean tin.

I’m a world renowned expert in Tropical Fish Tennis, and until recently worked as a sports bra in a great dream I had.

I earn $20,000 dollars a day on Twitter, which is pretty amazing considering I can only type using my testicles.

If you enjoy what I write here please go to see your doctor immediately, you’re in urgent need of medical help.

Thanks for stopping by, please come again next year.

George